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Build your perfect game pack

Here is how Hens Meat Market works. It is simple, stress free, and guaranteed to be the highlight of your hens night.

Choose your pack, add as many friends as you like, and let us handle the rest.

Digital Game Pack

$120 for 10 profiles

Your custom digital game includes 10 Tinder style profiles, ready to play on any device.

After you place your order, we will email you a short details form and a secure Dropbox link to upload your photos. One clear front facing image per person.
We recommend sending everything in early. Digital packs are delivered within 10 days.

Need more profiles

Add as many as you like

Every additional profile is $6 each.

Perfect for bigger groups, surprise guests, or adding the fiance, exes, or celebrity crushes that always get the biggest reaction.

A clean, front facing photo is all we need.

Printed Game Cards

$4 per guest

Each guest receives three A5 cards that say SHAG, MARRY, and GHOST. Printed, shipped, and ready to wave.

Cards are delivered within 10 days, with postage included.

Example pricing for 15 guests

Digital Pack (10 profiles): $120

5 additional profiles: $30 (5 x $6)

15 printed card sets: $60 (15 x $4)

Total: $210

That is around $14 per person for a full night of chaos and laughter.

What hens are saying

"Best hens night game ever. We could not stop laughing. The profiles were spot on and the cards made it even better."

– Jameen, Melbourne

What Happens After You Order

Once you place your order, we take care of everything. Here is exactly what happens next.

1. You receive an order confirmation

This lands in your inbox immediately so you know your order is locked in.

2. Within 12 hours, we send your upload email

This includes a simple form to collect details for each profile and a secure Dropbox link where you can upload your photos.

3. You send us the photos and any notes

Clear, front-facing photos work best. You can also add notes, preferred bio vibes, or anyone special you want included like exes, the fiancé, or a celebrity crush.

4. We create your custom profiles

Once your photos are in, we start building your personalised digital game.

5. Your pack is delivered within 10 days

Digital packs arrive via email in a ready-to-play format for phone or TV. Printed card sets (if added to your order) are produced and shipped to your door.

6. You play, laugh, and enjoy the chaos

Once everything arrives, you are ready to host the funniest hens night of the season.