About Us

Where bad ideas make great memories

Hens Meat Market started at a friend's hens night — one of those wild ideas that somehow actually worked. Over a few weeks, we built a game that turned everyone at the party into their male Tinder alter egos. It took way too long, caused way too much laughter, and by the end of it, we knew we had to make it easier for everyone else.

So we streamlined the chaos and created a way for you to get the same hilarious, unforgettable experience — without any of the stress of planning or design.

The Chaos Moment

That first night? Absolute carnage. The room was crying with laughter, the bride couldn't breathe, and someone's "male version" looked suspiciously like her ex. That's when we knew we'd made something special — the kind of game that brings people together instantly.

What We Want You to Feel

Our mission is simple: create nights full of laughter, connection, and a little bit of embarrassment. The kind that breaks the ice, sparks inside jokes, and leaves everyone just a bit too honest by the end of it.

How We Make It

We  personally oversee every pack that goes out — from choosing bios to reviewing the final cards — to make sure it feels perfect. We're not a faceless AI; we're two humans who love creating the funniest version of your best friends you'll ever see.

Who We'd Be at the Party

If Hens Meat Market were a person, it'd be the cheeky ring-leader — the one handing out shots, starting the laughter, and making sure no one's left on the sidelines.

What We Stand For

We're all about connection, laughter, and shared chaos. Whether it's your first time meeting the group or you've been best friends for years, we want everyone walking away with new inside jokes, funny photos, and memories that actually last longer than the hangover.