How The Game Works
The party game every hen is screaming about
Here's how Hens Meat Market works. It's simple, stress-free, and guaranteed to be the highlight of your hens night.
Step 1. Upload Your Photos
Once you've ordered your pack, it's time to meet the meat. You'll receive an upload link in your confirmation email where you can drag and drop your photos straight in.
Send clear, front-facing photos. One face per image, good lighting, no filters or sunglasses.
You can even throw in the fiancé, a few exes, or that celebrity crush she never quite got over. Those always get the biggest reactions of the night.
Please label each file with a name (for example, Bride, Maid of Honour, Fiancé, or Ex 1). Every profile is designed to make the group laugh, gasp, and probably ask, "Did you seriously put him in there?"
We'll handle the rest.
Step 2. We Create the Profiles
We turn your photos into Tinder-style profiles with cheeky names, ages, locations, and bios that perfectly match each person's vibe.
It's faces only, so everyone is instantly recognisable and hilariously accurate.
Step 3. Receive Your Pack
Digital packs arrive in 10 days, ready to play on your phone or TV.
Physical packs are printed and shipped as a premium keepsake.
Both include all your custom profiles, designed for maximum laughter and minimal effort.
Step 4. Meet the Cards
They're simple, cheeky, and the key to all the chaos.
Each player gets three A5 cards. One that says SHAG, one that says MARRY, and one that says GHOST.
These bold, waveable cards turn the game from a slideshow into a proper party moment filled with laughter, competition, and "did she really just say that" energy.
Step 5. Play the Game
It's time for the chaos to begin. Once everyone's got their Shag, Marry, Ghost cards, the bride takes her throne and the host starts the show.
One by one, the profiles appear on screen, each one a hilarious, AI-generated version of someone from your crew (and maybe a few surprise guests). The host reads each bio out loud while the room tries to keep it together.
The bride decides what to do: Shag, Marry, or Ghost. Before she reveals her choice, everyone else holds up their cards to guess.
If they match the bride's answer, they're safe. If not, they drink.
Each round builds more laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making.
At the end, the bride chooses who knows her best. The one who matched her most. Once the queen is crowned they can have eternal bragging rights.
Ready to Start the Chaos
Upload your photos, choose your pack, and let us handle the rest.
You bring the laughs, we'll bring the chaos.